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The Song (Thanks Bald Asshole)

from Bumfuzzle by Sponkers

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LD parks his light blue car; makes his way inside
Doesn't hesitate to always speak his thoughts
Loves to contemplate, then debate an unspoken societal conduct
But doesn’t see what’s wrong with saying
Wang isn’t a bad first name. Wang
Then you’ve got the whole “-ang” family
Fang, bang, tang…
Tang. It’s a juice

Mindy’s wild gossip’s spreading terroristic feud
You’re swaying Palestinians to stick it with a Jew,
Ignoring Cheryl’s feelings, falling from an altitude
Cause the TiVo guy is in the living room

So we shout, “Thanks, bald asshole!”

Don’t condescend me with your tiny pear
I’m not the one who has a problem here, friend
You are. You are
A sect; a group. That’s a hate crime

With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald.
You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating
In order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community
With all due respect

Thanks, bald asshole

Bowing too obtuse at the Japanese is awful rude
Critiques society unless its head is just as nude

Thanks, bald asshole

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from Bumfuzzle, released December 19, 2017

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